Need a good laugh? These jokes are sure to brighten your friends' day.

National Tell a Joke Day marks the arrival of one of the funniest days of the year. Although there isn't much known about the origins of the humorous holiday, Aug. 16 offers people the opportunity to ...

Did you ever wonder what they call people who sleep in their socks? Tiny! Are all math puns bad? Nope. Just sum. If you like dad jokes but struggle to remember the punchline, you're going to love this ...

What do you call a werewolf with a fever? A hot dog. Why did the zombie eat brains? He wanted food for thought. If you're booing right now, thank you, thank you very much. We'll be here all night.

We trawled through the archives and picked out eight superbly funny one-liners and quotes from Glasgow comedians to get you chortling away.